he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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