Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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