WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Holy shit dude........stairs
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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