then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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