If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize