i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Randomize
