Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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