People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
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