Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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