you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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