Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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