i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
You did what with his pubic hair?
Randomize
