i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I didn't notice because vodka
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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