why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
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