Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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