We're like a lot better than the average bears
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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