so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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