idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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