Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
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