Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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