I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
vagina is talking i cant
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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