So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
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