just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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