i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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