is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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