he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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