This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
You're my little dorito
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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