She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
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