She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
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