This girl is more easily done than said...
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
But break dance skills will only take you so far
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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