But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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