I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
The cabbie told me fat girls shouldn't wear tight clothes, and that he feels bad for the guys that have to be underneath them, especially because their positions are "very limited" and proceeded to ask me if I had a trash can and if I could throw something away for him. Don't worry though, he promised it wasn't anything "bad". He then handed me a tied up grocery bag with a bunch of wadded up Kleenex that weighed about 3 pounds. To answer your question, yes I made it home. Fml
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Pooping to opera.
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