Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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