it was like eating out sand paper
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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