i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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