I heard we made out
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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