it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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