I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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