someone get that fucking seahorse.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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