The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
