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(847): View more from Illinois

just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom

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(727): View more from Florida

I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?

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(319): View more from Iowa

he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"

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(910): View more from North Carolina

I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.

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(208): View more from Idaho

New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside

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(530): View more from California

She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential

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(919): View more from North Carolina

to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs

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(917): View more from New York City

True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.

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