I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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