hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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