So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i just sent this text using only my big toe
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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