i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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