This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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