So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
I need to align my fucking chakras
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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