This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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