Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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