The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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