what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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