My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Randomize
